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Well I've a funny story to tell and I think have told some of you this but here it goes. I was told that this would make a good LJ post. Last September my brother Chris had come over to the house for dinner. We were talking and before we new it was 10:00 pm. I asked him if I had shown him the large Hornet in one of the trees out front. To which he replied no. So outside we go. With his flash light in hand I pointed out the nest. My brother commented on how large the nest was. The nest was the size of basketball and was located about 15 feet up in a hazel tree. The nest was that of a ball faced hornet. A very aggressive form of hornet. So he asked me when I was going to get ride of it. I informed him that I would have to wait to get the bug spray the next day. He said “come on let's run over to Top Foods and get it now”. I went into the store grabbed a large can of wasp and hornet spray, back to the house we go. By now it's 10:20 so my brother with the can of bug spray in had decides to spray the nest with me holding the flash light. After giving the nest a good dowsing of spray and hearing some of the hornets falling. My brother get the wild idea about braking the nest open and spray the inside. So in the back of my brothers truck there are 3, 15 foot long PVC pipes. Did I mention that my brother is a general contractor and thats why he had those pipes in his truck? Anyways. I grab one of the pipes. He took the flashlight and bug spray. Does anyone know the famous last words in Texas? “Hold my beer, you'all watch this.” So, as he shines the light on the nest I smacked a few times and on the third hit the nest finally broke open. There stands mu brother shinning the light on spraying the nest. About five seconds later he runs out of spray. So now I have my brother running around with the Hornets chasing him because he has the flashlight. Next thing I know the flashlight crashes on the ground, the lights go out and the hornets clam down. Did I also mention that my brother was in flip flops and that he is allergic to bees? So back to the store we go and the same clerk asked “What wasn't one can enough?” I didn't have the heart to tell him all of what happened. After getting home with the second can and replacing the broken bulb in the flash light, we soaked the nest down. The next day there must have been 300 dead hornets on the ground. Mind you these hornets are an inch and half long. |